Clothespins for the Foolish
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Philip the Foole’s enhancement of clothespins for S&M:
My own humble contribution to the arsenal of extreme sadism is the “Foole Clip.” These are wooden clothespins that have a pair of push-pins facing each other to ensure a “non-slip grip.” Adjust the pin points so that they just barely project beyond the wood, not far enough to break the skin. These things are *incredibly* cruel, and will have most folks safewording in seconds. To make them more tolerable, put a wing bolt through the clothespin handles. Tightening the bolt will then hold the jaws apart. Loosening it will let them come closer together.
For those who don’t live close enough to Spokane for me to take their nipple measurements, each clip requires one wooden clothespin, two push pins, and one wing bolt for the fancy version. Drill a hole through both of the handles and insert the wing bolt through the holes. Drill holes slightly smaller than the push pins through the jaws, sandpaper the jaws smooth to avoid splinters, add the push pins to the desired depth, adjust the wing bolt for desired jaw spread, and you’re all set. Don’t overdo the point depth. These things are *very* nasty even when the points just barely protrude. I *don’t* recommend using these on a clothespin “zipper cord.”
